For a 5 Gazillion Dollar (American) bailout! If I asked for 14K$ they wouldn’t realize the major hardship and economic DISASTER that would occur if the camp went under! Watch for Janet to testify in front of congress in the next week or so. They haven’t subpoenaed me – I think they’ve read the Blog! I’ll be testifying in-front of the house committee on “unAmaarican” activities convened under the chairmanship of the stuffed corpse of Joe McCarthy recently disinterred by a cigar chomping backhoe operator under the direction of President Cheney. I wonder when Lame-duck season comes in and where I can purchase a license.

But I digress, the real purpose of this Blog is to announce The Fabulous Sportsmen’s Camp Caption the Picture Contest.

Here’s the rules: I will post the pictures below. Please submit your captions for any or all of the pictures by number after remitting a nominal entry fee of 14,ooo$ to my numbered Swiss bank account. The winner(s) will receive a copy of the Fabulous Sportsmen’s Camp calendar by mail sometime this holiday season or can even opt for a hand-painted piss-pot. Hey guys this is legit! I shit you not! Well lets get started (rubbing hands together like Higgins) I feel the money rolling in now!

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Ok there they are. I can’t wait to see the captions!