“He’s watch’n that trayshur o seeearra madray agin!”

“Henh henh henh Here it come kids … quiet ya lil drunken whores! Listen, listen, here she comes .. henh henh — “WHERE’S YOUR BADGES??? —- BAUDGES, BAUDGES? WE DON’T NEED NO STINKING BAUDGES! Henh henh henh that’s jist great!”

Yenh that’s the ticket (smirk) – “WE DON’T NEED NO STINKIN’ WARRANTS – YENH – WE DON NEED NO STINKIN’ WIRE TAP WARRANTS” Henh, henh, henh. This is great stuff! Boy that Beeedoiya guy sure got it right! Girls – girls git away from the liquor cabinet – that’s only fur your Ma when I git frisky (henh henh henh) – hmmm it has been a couple o months…..”

Impeach the lying BASTARD! He’s committed a felony by data mining and tapping phones without warrants and furthermore has committed perjury in front of millions of americans. During both inaugurations he swore on a BIBLE (no fucking less) “To protect and uphold the constitution!” Liar, liar – EVIL LIAR!

The date is 9/11 – the jets have just plowed into the world trade center causing their collapse. Janet is aghast – as everyone is. She asks me, “What do you think are going be the worst repercussions of this?” I replied, unequivocally – “This event will be used by the republicans to erode our liberties and civil rights.” Historically speaking this maybe recognized as the pivot point on the demise of the american republic and the rise of the totalitarian corporatocracy.

IMPEACH THE BASTARD NOW!

Christmas was fun here in New Castle! Janet went to Scranton for a great time of word games, good food, good drink, and scaring the hell out of her slumbering (not dead!) mother. I stuck around here with the boys for christmas eve got 3 movies (only one was porn the others just figuratively sucked!) opened some wine and relaxed. Christmas day – The boys and me went to my sister Joan’s for our annual Christmas Blow out. Cherry Kijaffa over snow mmmmm, wine mmmmmmm, beer mmmmm, baked ham mmmmmmm, potato(e added here for conservative pinheads of the Quayle ilk) salad mmmm, good music weeeee, and Rudy and Kirby got to see their Shelty cousins. A good time was had by all!

We are once again making our pilgrimage to the Fabulous Sons in Youngstown for New Years Eve. Hey its the hottest spot north of Havana! We always have a great time! My camera is fixed now so I might even post some pictures here.

Everyone have a Happy and Prosperous New Year – Jack, Jan, Rudy and Kirby!

(subliminal: PS: IMPEACH THE BASTARD)

No – the Bible Belt hasn’t accepted the truth of evolution. No – W hasn’t realized that it’s New Cleeee Ar. No – the GOP is still against stem cell research. No – Corporations are still writing environmental regulations. No – the american automotive industry hasn’t realized that they’re making CARS NOT JUST MONEY. No – the GOP is still ruled by the pig ignorant religious right! No – Rick Sanitorium has not been lynched by indignant voters. No – the left isn’t protesting in the streets about W’s suckpreme court appointment. No – the GOP hasn’t accepted the truth of global warming. OK OK I could go on for hours but you get the idea.

The vaunted Antisnow Generator has once again deflected another major winter storm! A predicted major storm of 3 to 6” has been reduced to barely more than a dusting! And the festively glowing vacuum tubes are warming my cellar. I am thinking about stringing the tubes around one of the spruce trees in my yard for the Winter Solstice Season. MY MY how festive it would be – we could all gather around the tree and sing winter solstice carols.

The natural gas wall mounted space heaters I have installed in the living room and kitchen have stopped the furnace from kicking on since I have turned them on. With the latest rising costs of natural gas this is indeed a good thing. But gee – I thought when the gas utility was deregulated (a la Enron) that our natural gas prices would be kept low by the wondrous power of competition in the private sector. Hmm, maybe these corporations are working in concert to fleece us??? Nawwwww. The GOP knows that the Corporations have our best interests in mind. Happy days are here again – the skies are clear again (gasp choke – hack).
Back to the heaters – one thing that they are also doing is effectively isolating the heated zones in the house – that is to say that the upstairs is even colder now. Janet isn’t as happy with this development as I am and is employing clandestine stair door opening – to warm the upstairs – prior to bed time! I have a private eye tailing her to see if she is a covert agent of the oil/gas industry. But wait I don’t have to do that at all – all I have to do is publicly criticize W’s handling of the war and then Cheney and Rove will out her as an agent! OK – here goes – W AND THE GOP ARE BOTCHING THE CONDUCT OF THE WAR AND RAPING THE MIDDLE CLASS AS WELL! So dear reader watch the media for any references to Janet being an “under cover” (she has been putting far more blankets on the bed!) agent of the oil and natural gas industry.